1. songofskaia:

THIS EPISODE PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH

    songofskaia:

    THIS EPISODE PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH

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  2. chekhov:

    My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

    (via lohanthony)

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  3. theyellowbrickroad:

    im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

    (via kiraspuppy)

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  4. fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

    fangirlingdragon:

    cutestmoose:

    iwishtoreportaburglary:

    thefamilyphantom:

    ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

    karen-valentine:

    chianina:

    heyfunniest:

    image

    Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

    They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

    what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

    I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

    men are pussies

    Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

    men are penises

    the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

    (via kiraspuppy)

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  5. soaringsolodolo:

    wood-wool:

    My little brother figured out vine pretty fast.

    The Future

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  7. chraystmaseve:

    omgoswin:

    kylesbogusjourney:

    Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

    Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

    Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

     #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

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  8. meladoodle:

    when he licks his lips seductively
    image

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  9. sirtarantino:

    a guy walked into the board room and said

    "hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

    and i just stared at him and coldly said

    "i am the regional reports manager"

    we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

    (via sexymedic)

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  10. sherokutakari:

    "but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

    I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

    in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

    if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

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  11. dude: i'll be right back

    me: ok i'll be center forward

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  12. fakegaysluttyantics:

    anyone concerning themselves with trying to prove that michael brown shoplifted from a convenience store believes that black people should be executed extrajudicially for petty theft

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  13. draqonight:

    "don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

    image

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