1. (via ugly)

    1 day ago  /  104,145 notes  /  Source: pancakestein

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  3. (via ugly)

    1 day ago  /  168,570 notes  /  Source: tastefullyoffensive

  4. meatbicyclevevo:


    What’s the definition of a will?

    Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

    (via mitten)

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  5. giggle:

    do u ever just look at someone and know they are a slow typer

    (via ugly)

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  6. bludgertothehead:

    but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

    (via fook-me)

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  7. riseoftheguardian:

    i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

    (via beyoncebeytwice)

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  8. photo

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  9. (via greetings)

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  10. gutsygumshoe:

    one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

    THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

    (via guy)

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  11. kawaiigod:

    if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

    (via ugly)

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  12. British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.

    Me: Chill

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  13. flyawaymax:

    even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.

    (via rememberingsuunday)

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  14. (via rememberingsuunday)

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  15. Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


    fuckboy symptoms:

    • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
    • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
    • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
    • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

    how to spot a fuckboy:

    • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
    • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
    • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
    • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
    • can’t find the clitoris

    fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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