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  2. christmasbarakat:

    my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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  3. l20music:

stevestylls:

dead

YES!!! Hahhahaahahahaha!!!

    l20music:

    stevestylls:

    dead

    YES!!! Hahhahaahahahaha!!!

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  4. A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

    thescienceofjohnlock:

    societyghost:

    Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

    Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

    Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

    Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

    Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

    Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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  5. blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

    blackbarmitzvahs:

    Can you imagine the conversation though?

    Queen: I’m going

    Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

    Queen: I’m going I want cake 

    Chief of Staff:

    Queen: 

    Chief of Staff: 

    Queen: I want cake

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  6. life-live-learn-seek:

Me

    life-live-learn-seek:

    Me

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  7. bitchesaloud:

    bitchesaloud:

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  11. elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

    elsarendelle:

    IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

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  13. sextradite:

    ridge:

    IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

    ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

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