1. lamelohan:

    parent: im down the street
    *actually 30 miles away*

    (via lazy-and-bored)

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  2. zevri:

    what’s cooler than being cool?

    using your turn signal

    (via oremacc)

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  5. 10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

    10knotes:

    Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

    (via z-tagada)

    2 weeks ago  /  92,375 notes  /  Source: raeraecake

  6. The loneliest moment in someones life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
    – F. Scott Fitzgerald (via tastethefailureonurlips)

    (via tastethefailureonurlips)

    2 weeks ago  /  79,032 notes  /  Source: itsmicca

  7. photo

    photo

    2 weeks ago  /  11,269 notes  /  Source: esikuva

  8. uselessbodyclub:

    If you are an adult on the receiving end of sexual attention from a minor, the only appropriate response is a firm, non-negotiable “no.” Not an “I would, but the darn law…” not, “maybe when you’re eighteen,” a “no.” It is your job as the adult to be responsible, and to not abuse the power differential between you. What the minor wants is irrelevant to your obligations. The only appropriate response is “no.”

    (via thetalkingguineapig)

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  9. rottingcat:

awwww-cute:

Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger

THAT IS AN ARCANINE

    rottingcat:

    awwww-cute:

    Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger

    THAT IS AN ARCANINE

    (via samcuso)

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  11. zygoats:

    "if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
    go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

    (via z-tagada)

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  12. shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e

    shslriotgrrrl:

    methhomework:

    don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

    m o i s t u r i z e m e

    (via pizza)

    2 weeks ago  /  167,076 notes  /  Source: oioiiooixiii

  13. Act my age?
    What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
    What do I care how old I am?
    The Ocean is old as fuck.
    It will still drown your ass with vigor.
    – The greatest thing I have ever read (via guy)

    (via g00dkushandalcohol)

    2 weeks ago  /  645,787 notes  /  Source: howitzerliterarysociety

  14. starllex:

    when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

    image

    (via pizza)

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